I read something somewhere on the interweb that made a joke about googling yourself, so I realised I've never googled myself. I've googled band names to check up on releases and things like that in the past, but never my own personal name.
So I Google myself.
The first thing that turned up was a writer in Texas who wrote a book called "I am an Idiot"
The second was some guy in Iowa who was found in a public toilet shagging a blow up doll.
So not only did I not find myself until page 5, but I was less important than an Idiot and a perve.
