keyboard pants!

RIAA Bans Telling Friends About Songs

"..."We are merely exercising our right to defend our intellectual properties from unauthorized peer-to-peer notification of the existence of copyrighted material," a press release signed by RIAA anti-piracy director Brad Buckles read...."

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/43029

toddler controls crowd

Marvellous!

Thank fuck for that.

Obama vs McCain dance off!

"The biggest argument against democracy is 5 minutes with the average voter"
- Winston Churchill

Palin 2012 campaign ads

Sarah Palin's 2012 Presidential Campaign Ads -- powered by Cracked.com

How to *literally* skin a cat.

this is possibly the best quote I have ever read on the internet:

"...a quick check on any search engine will uncover a striking lack of quality cat eating advice available in English."



http://www.ooze.com/ooze13/cats.html

Beardyman's ktichen soul

possibly one of the worst things ever

possibly one of the greatest things ever.

which somehow, somewhat bizarrely, led me to this - apparently we're meeting the Aliens tomorrow:

Free Pron!

Email fraud a major industry in Nigeria

I knew it was big, but 36m a year, just from Australia??

I could imagine proportional to the GDP of Nigeria it could actually mean internet fraud is one of its major export industries.

I wonder if there is actually a 'ministry of email scams' in their government?

well, let us not forget the great legend of Okorie, the scammer who got scammed.

Most excellent unions

There's always one

Google yourself!

I read something somewhere on the interweb that made a joke about googling yourself, so I realised I've never googled myself. I've googled band names to check up on releases and things like that in the past, but never my own personal name.

So I Google myself.

The first thing that turned up was a writer in Texas who wrote a book called "I am an Idiot"


The second was some guy in Iowa who was found in a public toilet shagging a blow up doll.



So not only did I not find myself until page 5, but I was less important than an Idiot and a perve.

manbabies

courtesy of Mr Linehan

Bros before Hoes

more church nonces

neuroanatomist has stroke and finds enlightenment

poor Bill Stickers

midget Amy Winehouse

Antarctic found music

just because I guess I kinda owe him for the pipe...

Diebold accidentally leaks 2008 election results

Diebold Accidentally Leaks Results Of 2008 Election Early

A truer apraisal there never was

his mum going spastic

oh my god youtube is just too good

fantastic!

peter russel fucken clark

click the title

Vatican denies parish fittings unhealthy for children

I feel so priviledged to be of the original Sesame street generation

Slash shreds!

another one of these hilarious overdubs

Human Tetris

Stoner thought for the day...

the web or the net?

Is it a coinicidence that the name of this all encompassing hypervirtual existance is referred to as either 'the web' or 'the net' - both of which are items designed with the intention of trapping prey. I definitely feel caught in a web or net sometimes.